What is The Mosquito you might ask? Last week at work I ordered a new cartridge for our postal machine and with it came an advertisment for The Mosquito. It is an ultrasonic teenage deterrent, guarenteed to solve the problem of unwanted gatherings of youths and teenagers. So if your business is threatened from unwanted anti social behavior by teenagers, I would recommened that you invest in one of these fantastic devices.
How does it work you might ask? It emits an unpleasent but benign high pitched sound that only young people can hear. People over the age of 25 can't hear this sound due to natural hearing loss during the aging process.
Apparently this item has been availible and very successful in the UK for years and is just now availible in Canada, so no business should miss out on this oppurtunety.
I remember hearing about this on tv once and wondering if it was true. Apparently it is. It seems bizarre. I wounder if it actually works.
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